People talking in the movies and giving spoilers Indecisive people standing in front of me to order ice cream and trying at least 10 different tastes, ignoring the growing line reminds you regular DMV line (total nightmare isn’t it?) Listening to Miley Cyrus songs (Poor girl! What an extreme waste of local cords!)Ĭooking anything in the kitchen (Correction: This is the most painful thing for my husband see my efforts to burn more foods.)

She deserves her own book! Her detailed schemes and her highly organized vendetta plans took my interest. Only I liked the villain, Daphne who should slap all these characters and get control of the story. I think I donated my several IQ points and now I turned into a regular Hollywood blonde who is suffering from too many plastic surgeries, wiping her dripping saliva, hiding her mimic- less face under a big sunglasses, collecting the calories of diet cokes she has been drinking daily! Samantha could be great Chloe, Nina could be marvelous Courtney and Beatrice could be an amazing Kim because their life stories, their dramas and their conflicts are so unreasonable, illogical, and obnoxious just like reality show stars. I felt like somebody locked me in a room and forced me watch the worst 1000 episodes of Kardashians because the book’s characters have so many similarities with them.

Let’s turn back to roasting the book! I was expecting a witty historical romance, not the worst version of day time soap operas and telenovelas. I think I should move sooner!Īnd after reading this book, flashbacks of my rejection moments appeared on my mind and I started to hit my head against the wall several times!!! Why did I waste my precious tears? Why did I terrorize my neighbors who are still thinking I’m a crocodile! Those tears were real, you mean people! Anyways, I’m so pissed off my wasted precious drama queen moments, I should save those acts for later rejection from a producer! When I said I was the wild animal, they only shrugged. I threw myself on the floor, punched the rug and gave my ugliest cries! Even my neighbors were scared that a wild animal escaped from the zoo and jumped in from our window. When NetGalley rejected me to send this book, I gave the same reaction every time when I get rejections. TWO DISAPPOINTED, ANGRY, TIME-CONSUMER, MOOD-KILLER, WORSE THEN YOUNG AND RESTLESS EPISODES STARS!

American royals tome 1 katharine mcgee